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Swipe Right for Real Madrid: Five Ways to Identify a Fellow Fan on Tinder

I remember going on a date with a woman who seemed perfect on paper. She was smart, beautiful, and funny. We talked for hours about everything under the sun, and I was convinced that we had a real connection.

But then, as we were wrapping up our conversation, I noticed that she wasn't wearing any Real Madrid gear. No shirt, no hat, not even a keychain. I was taken aback and asked her if she was a fan, and she replied that she didn't really follow sports.

I was crushed. How could I date someone who didn't share my passion for Real Madrid? It was like she didn't understand a fundamental part of who I was. And to make matters worse, when we started talking about her job, she revealed that she owned her own home. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm happy for anyone who can afford to own a home. But at that moment, all I could think about was how much money she must have spent on that house, money that could have gone towards Real Madrid merchandise.

Needless to say, there was no second date. I just couldn't imagine being with someone who didn't share my love for Real Madrid.


As a die-hard Real Madrid fan, I know how important it is to find a partner who shares the same passion for the team. So, when it comes to Tinder dating, it's essential to know whether your match is a true fan or just pretending to be one to impress you. Here are five ways to know if your Tinder date is a genuine Real Madrid fan or just trying to get you to like them.

  1. They Know the Team's History: A true Real Madrid fan knows the team's history, from their beginnings in 1902 to their numerous victories in the UEFA Champions League. If your Tinder date can recite Real Madrid's greatest moments and achievements, then they're a keeper.

  2. They're Up-to-Date with the Team's News: Keeping up-to-date with the latest news and updates about Real Madrid is crucial for any true fan. If your Tinder date knows about the team's current standings, injuries, and upcoming matches, then you know you're talking to someone who is invested in the team.

  3. They Watch the Matches Live: Watching Real Madrid matches live is an essential part of being a fan. If your Tinder date watches the matches live, whether at home or at a bar, then you know they're dedicated to the team. Bonus points if they can name all the players and their positions.

  4. They Have Merchandise: Owning Real Madrid merchandise, such as a jersey or scarf, is a badge of honor for any fan. If your Tinder date shows up wearing a Real Madrid jersey or carrying a team scarf, then you know they're a true fan.

  5. They're Passionate: A true Real Madrid fan is passionate about the team, and if your Tinder date is passionate about the team, then you know they're the real deal. Whether they're cheering, crying, or screaming during the match, their passion for the team is evident.

On the other hand, here are five ways to know if your Tinder date is just trying to get you to like them:

  1. They Only Know Cristiano Ronaldo: If your Tinder date only knows Cristiano Ronaldo and not the rest of the team, then they're not a true fan.

  2. They Can't Name the Manager: If your Tinder date can't name the current manager of Real Madrid, then they're not invested in the team.

  3. They Don't Watch the Matches Live: If your Tinder date can't be bothered to watch the matches live, then they're not a true fan.

  4. They Don't Own Any Merchandise: If your Tinder date doesn't own any Real Madrid merchandise, then they're not a true fan.

  5. They're Indifferent: If your Tinder date is indifferent about the team, then they're not a true fan.

As a die-hard Real Madrid fan, I can't stress enough how important it is to find a partner who shares the same passion for the team. Use these tips to know whether your Tinder date is a true fan or not. Viva Real Madrid!




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